*We got rid of Marley's stuffed pony because we were sick of having to watch him hump it every night. Unfortunately, he has just discovered Drew's stuffed turtle.
*Is that kid at school going to wear his "Hump Day" shirt to school every single Wednesday?
*I just realized that I used the word "hump" twice in a row. Sorry about that.
*Today I was attempting to help a kid who has done nothing to help himself, and he used the N-word in reference to President Obama. I closed the book and we were done. I don't give a shit if he fails.
*Drew is grounded for the next several days. Last night we were arguing and he said, "Fine, I'll do my fucking homework!" Holy shit! The mother of all swear words! Although I may talk like that in my blog or with friends, I do not talk like that in front of my kids.
*I am planning on a weekend away all by myself. It's actually going to be two days and one night. This is because I feel I need to get away without the kids for once and have fun on my own. This is a good thing. But there is a big part of me that already misses my kids.
*Grace likes to bite Marley. I thought it would be the other way around. She reaches into his mouth, grabs his tongue, laughs wickedly, and he puts up with it. Then she jumps on him, bites him, pulls on his mouth and his fur (and sometimes other parts that she thinks are funny). After rolling around abusing him, he nips at her, trying to play. She cries and cries, and we just ignore her. After a minute or so, it starts all over again.
*Gotta go help the boys with their homework. I think I hate it worse than they do.
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